Wands Are Not Toys
I almost died today from an idiot pointing a wand at me. I’m not even kidding. I almost DIED! If it can kill Harry Potters parents, it can kill a cat.
Must trap human.
No one gets pizza but me.
Crossword time, bitches.
I hate this guy. Such a jerk. He’s always attacking my tail when I’m trying to nap and stealing my owners attention. >:l
(Source: pascalthestepkitten)
I am the vampire to the buffalo wings neck.
Ho - ho - ho. Merry Meow Meow.
K for KITTTY!
Oh god. I fucking love blogging. Meow.
Meeowww.
Meow Meow Meow.
