Must trap human.

Must trap human.

No one gets pizza but me.

No one gets pizza but me.

Crossword time, bitches.

Crossword time, bitches.

I hate this guy. Such a jerk. He’s always attacking my tail when I’m trying to nap and stealing my owners attention. >:l

I hate this guy. Such a jerk. He’s always attacking my tail when I’m trying to nap and stealing my owners attention. >:l

(Source: pascalthestepkitten)

Wands Are Not Toys

I almost died today from an idiot pointing a wand at me. I’m not even kidding. I almost DIED! If it can kill Harry Potters parents, it can kill a cat.

I am the vampire to the buffalo wings neck.

I am the vampire to the buffalo wings neck.

Ho - ho - ho. Merry Meow Meow.

Ho - ho - ho. Merry Meow Meow.

K for KITTTY!

K for KITTTY!

Oh god. I fucking love blogging. Meow.

Oh god. I fucking love blogging. Meow.

Meeowww.

Meow Meow Meow.